You know you're Jewish when...

You know your Jewish when….

1. You never understood why Friday night is party night
2. All your aunts and uncles are under 5 feet.
3. If you’re not dressed appropriately, you look a little “shlumpy.”
4. You have an Uncle Marvin who gives you gum or candy
5. You have an Uncle Marvin, period.
6. You got home from school 3 hours after your neighbors.
7. McDonalds looks like heaven- how do they get it so cheap??
8. You have relatives who live in Israel.
9. You waste more gas money looking for the cheaper shirt in a farther store than the shirt would’ve cost.
10. You’re not exactly sure what goes on in church

(You might have to be Jewish to get some of these, I don’t know…)