You know youre ...

1- You know you're Italian when you think a wifebeater and basketball shorts is a good outfit

2- You know you're Italian when you have arguments with your friends about whos mother makes the best meatballs

3-You know you're italian when you either have a tape-up now or have had one before

4- You know you're part Jewish when everyone you hang out with refers to you as the Jew
5- You know you're White when watching BET makes you wonder why there is no WET