You know you are _ when you _.

1. You know you are a woman when you have more shoes in your closet than days in a year.
2. You know you are Latino when people constantly ask you "So, did you run or swim to get here?"
3. You know you are Puerto Rican when you are always accused to stealing.
4. You know you are Roman Catholic when you support an institution who insisted on murdering those who would not convert to their ways.
5. You know you are Colombian when people ask you if you are selling "the good stuff".