you know your spanish when...

1) you know your spanish when your family calls cornflakes "conflays"
2) you know your spanish when your mother hit you with her chancla( flip flop)
3) you know your spanish when you eat a lot of rice and beans
4) you know your spanish when your parents told you the story of "la llorona" so you could go to bed early.
5) you know your spanish when some one in your family is named Maria.